{"id":1894,"date":"2015-04-29T09:12:22","date_gmt":"2015-04-29T09:12:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.livehard.co.uk\/?p=1894"},"modified":"2015-04-29T13:02:03","modified_gmt":"2015-04-29T13:02:03","slug":"rowing-workouts-that-dont-suck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.livehard.co.uk\/rowing-workouts-that-dont-suck\/","title":{"rendered":"Rowing workouts that (don’t) suck"},"content":{"rendered":"

I probably spend too much time thinking about rowing.<\/p>\n

Last year I set my gym-sights on (and barely managed) a 7-minute 2k row, which is\u00a0considered the minimum acceptable standard among the fine men and women of Gym Jones. This year I’ve been hitting different distances, and managed a borderline-acceptable 10k time (39:46), and an actually-pretty-decent-for-my-weight 500m PB (1:28.6). I’m currently signed up to Concept 2’s Million-Metre Club<\/a>, and I’m about twenty percent of the way through. I also talk to my wife, half of the trainers at my gym, a few of the people at work, and a bunch of people on Twitter, about stroke rates and damper settings and pacing strategies and split times, basically all the time.<\/p>\n

Like I say, I think about it a lot.<\/p>\n

The plus side of this is that I also acquire a lot of rowing workouts: whenever someone sends me a new one, I feel honour-bound to try it out, but trying a slightly new ‘thing’ is more fun than doing a 2k\/5k\/10k every time you crank up the flywheel. With a decent selection of different distances and times to improve on, there’s always something to beat.<\/p>\n

So: here’s a selection. The good thing about rowing, as opposed to running, is that there’s basically no adaptation period needed: you aren’t going to get shinsplints or impact injuries by doing too much, too soon. That said, the pacing strategies suggested here are mostly on the ‘hard’ side of things, so if you’re new to rowing\/the gym\/exercise, downscale them to something that lets you get a decent amount of metres in without blowing yourself out of the water in the first 60 seconds.\u00a0Real unpleasantness takes time.<\/p>\n

#1 Dean Martin<\/strong><\/p>\n

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink<\/em>.’ Dean Martin once said. ‘When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”\u00a0<\/em>Well, Deano, I drink: and I like doing this workout first thing in the morning, because \u2013 unless you get fired or hit by a car or something \u2013 it is definitely the worst thing that will happen to you all day. Thanks to the guys of Gym Jones for this: the stupid name is all me, though.<\/p>\n

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Row 150m in 30 seconds.<\/li>\n
‘Rest’ for 90 seconds, but do 10 press-ups and 5 goblet squats (I’d suggest a 24kg dumbbell) during the rest.<\/li>\n

Row 151m in 30 seconds. Rest\/pressup\/squat again, then row 152m, and so on\u2026until you can’t get the required metres.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
The ‘strict’ version of this requires that you just do more\u00a0<\/em>metres in each interval, which takes concentration and gets bad quickly if you accidentally hit a 156 early thanks to overzealous pulling. If you’re unused to pacing, just aim to hit the required, and gut it out through at least 15 rounds \u2013 if you’re very light or deconditioned, start at 140.<\/p>\n
#2 Tabatas<\/strong><\/p>\n
Most people, as previously discussed<\/a>, get Tabatas completely wrong: doing 20 seconds on, 10 seconds off, for 8 rounds, is not a Tabata, however much you might wish it was. However, they work pretty well in any format where you can thrash yourself to death for 20 seconds and then barely recover. Advantage: rowing.<\/p>\n
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Row all-out for 20 seconds.<\/li>\n
‘Rest’ for 10 seconds.<\/li>\n
Repeat 8 times.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
There are two ways to do this: either ‘pace’ it by aiming for a minimum distance per interval (100m is sensible), or just go all-out, every single time. They’re both pretty bad.<\/p>\n
#3 The Descent<\/strong><\/p>\n
<\/a><\/p>\n
This comes via the excellent George Mayhew, who is almost definitely a better rower than me. I’ve called it The Descent because, much like the 2005 film, it starts out pleasantly enough, gets very nasty surprisingly quickly and ends in absolute horror. Here goes:<\/p>\n
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Row 500m in 2:00m<\/li>\n
Rest for 2 minutes.<\/li>\n
Row 500m in 1:58. Rest 2 min. Keep going, dropping by 2 seconds each interval: 1:56, 1:54\u2026until you can’t make the cutoff. Getting into the 1:40s is a good target – the round of 1:34 is impressive stuff.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
#4 The Descent 2<\/b><\/p>\n
Michael Blevins <\/a>suggested this one: it’s\u00a0very much like The Descent, except that it turns bad faster and leaves you more broken.<\/p>\n
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Row 500m in 2:00m<\/li>\n
‘Rest’ for 2 minutes – including 5 pressups.<\/li>\n
Row 500m in 1:58. Rest 2 min, including 10 pressups.<\/li>\n
Keep going, dropping by 2 seconds each interval: 1:56 + 15 pressups, 1:54 + 20 pressups\u2026until you can’t make the cutoff. If you make it to round 7, you’ll have done 105 pressups. Keep going.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
This is\u00a0also a good test of balance: if\u00a0you’re struggling to finish the pressups before the rowing gets hard, you probably need to do more pressups \u2013 and vice versa.<\/p>\n
#5 Death by 500<\/strong><\/p>\n
Over to George again: ‘This is a rowing workout the Scarletts rugby squad have used. I managed 12 rounds at sub 1:42<\/span><\/span>, but I had that horrid feeling for about three hours afterwards.’ Hoorah!<\/div>\n
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Row 500m in under 1:42<\/li>\n
Rest 2 minutes<\/li>\n
Do as many rounds as possible.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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#6 The 2K Predictor<\/b><\/p>\n
‘Here’s the secret,’ says Pieter Vodden<\/a>, who sent this my way. ‘The average pace you can hold for these intervals will be what you can hang onto for a 2k. Translation: if you want to hit a sub-7 2k, you need to hold a 1:45. It’s no fun.<\/p>\n
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Row 500m<\/li>\n
Rest 1 minute<\/li>\n
Repeat 10 times<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
#7 Stairway To Heaven<\/b><\/p>\n
George again: ‘This is a great one. \u00a0You go at your 2000m row PB pace. \u00a0Crossfit do a version of this but they peak at 1000m. This peaks at 1250m and that makes all the difference. I believe this is a proper session for rowers, rather than a rugby one. \u00a0The toughest rounds mentally are 6 and 7.’ Solid.<\/div>\n
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1: Row 250M (3 min. rest);<\/li>\n
2: Row 500M (3 min rests);<\/li>\n
3: Row 750M (3 min rest);<\/li>\n
4: Row 1000M (3 min rest);<\/li>\n
5: Row 1250M (3 min rest);<\/li>\n
6: Row 1000M (3 min rest);<\/li>\n
7: Row 750M (3 min rest);<\/li>\n
8: Row 500M (3 min rests);<\/li>\n
9: Row 250M (3 min. rest);<\/li>\n
Do it all at your target 2k pace.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
#8 The Count<\/strong><\/p>\n
If you want a nice long session that’s not boring and forces you concentrate on pacing, this is the answer. ‘This is a proper rowing workout,’ says George. ‘By which I mean: one by those who actually row in a boat.’ If it’s good enough for them\u2026<\/p>\n
10 min row to warm up<\/p>\n
Then:
\n6000m row completed in 500m continuous blocks.\u00a0 Pacing is done by strokes per minute (s\/m). Start @ 18s\/m for 1st 500m. Then increase pace by 2s\/m every 500m to 28s\/m, then go back down to 18s\/m. Last 500 is done @ 20s\/m. Pace stays between 2:00 and 1:50<\/span><\/span>.<\/p>\n
0-500m @ 18s\/m
\n500m-1000m @ 20s\/m
\n1000m-1500m @ 22s\/m
\n1500m-2000m @ 24s\/m
\n2000m-2500m @ 26s\/m
\n2500m-3000m @ 28s\/m
\n3000m-3500m @ 26s\/m
\n3500m-4000m @ 24s\/m
\n4000m-4500m @ 22s\/m
\n4500m-5000m @ 20s\/m
\n5000m-5500m @ 18s\/m
\n5500m-6000m @ 20s\/m<\/p>\n
Cool down row<\/p>\n
‘It’s a different experience rowing to strokes per minute rather than the 500m pace indicator,’ says George. ‘You end up pulling a lot harder. The key is to stick rigidly to the given pace.’<\/p>\n
#8 Up To Eleven<\/strong><\/p>\n
Okay, best-for-last time. George again: ‘I really like this as you get a sense of how good you are on the rower. This is a proper rowing workout and there’s quite a lot of talk about it on the rowing forums. \u00a0I did 10:54<\/span><\/span>. \u00a0My advice is to sit down with a pen and paper first and work out pacing. \u00a0To get under 11 mins you have to be going quicker than 1:45 for all of it.’\u00a0<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n
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1000m followed by 3min rest +<\/li>\n
750m followed by 2:30min rest +<\/li>\n
500m followed by 2min rest +<\/li>\n
250m followed by 2min rest +<\/li>\n
750m finish. Record\u00a0total row time.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
\u00a0Total Time<\/div>\n
World Class<\/div>\n
<10.00<\/div>\n
Excellent<\/div>\n
10.00 – 10.30<\/a><\/div>\n
Very Good<\/div>\n
10.30 – 11.00<\/a><\/div>\n
<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
BANG. Add those to your regular rows, and you’ll be hitting new PBs in no time. Hit me up on Twitter: I’ll be happy to congratulate you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"I probably spend too much time thinking about rowing. Last year I set my gym-sights on (and barely managed) a 7-minute 2k row, which is\u00a0considered the minimum acceptable standard among the fine men and women of Gym Jones. This year I’ve been hitting different distances, and managed a borderline-acceptable 10k time (39:46), and an actually-pretty-decent-for-my-weight […]","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1895,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"episode_type":"","audio_file":"","duration":"","filesize":"","date_recorded":"","explicit":"","block":"","filesize_raw":"","spay_email":"","jetpack_publicize_message":""},"categories":[40],"tags":[143,98,144],"series":[],"episode_featured_image":"http:\/\/www.livehard.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/concept-2-rower-black-web-2_e_u.jpg","episode_player_image":"http:\/\/www.livehard.co.uk\/wp-content\/plugins\/seriously-simple-podcasting\/assets\/images\/no-album-art.png","download_link":false,"audio_player":false,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"http:\/\/www.livehard.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/04\/concept-2-rower-black-web-2_e_u.jpg","jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5Dvad-uy","_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.livehard.co.uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1894"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.livehard.co.uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.livehard.co.uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.livehard.co.uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.livehard.co.uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1894"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.livehard.co.uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1894\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1899,"href":"http:\/\/www.livehard.co.uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1894\/revisions\/1899"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.livehard.co.uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1895"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.livehard.co.uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1894"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.livehard.co.uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1894"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.livehard.co.uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1894"},{"taxonomy":"series","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.livehard.co.uk\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/series?post=1894"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}